No Sex Please, We're British
No Sex Please, We're British is a British comedy written by Alistair Foot and Andew
Marriott and was first staged in
London ‘s West End during 1971 where it ran for nearly a
decade to packed audiences.
Director Colin Aldous
2nd - 4th July 2009 Leighton Buzzard Theatre Start
8.00 p.m.
16th - 18th July 2009 Chrysalis Theatre Milton Keynes Start
7.30 p.m.
Tickets: Adults £8.50 Concessions £7.50
Box Office: Tel: 01582 818801
The plot surrounds an assistant bank manager, Peter Hunter, who lives above his bank
with his new bride Frances. Laughter is delivered by express mail in this zany farce
about the trials and troubles of the mail-order shipping industry. The newlywed bride
sends away for some Scandinavian glassware, which she can sell from her home to bolster
the family's income. However, what arrives in the mail is so shocking that it must
be hidden for obvious reasons. What will the neighbours think? The newlyweds certainly
don't want anyone to find out and they create hysterical complications as they try
and keep the ‘pleasure’ package away from some unexpected visitors: a nosy mother-in-law,
a bank inspector, a police superintendent and a muddled friend who does everything
wrong in his attempt to set everything right. The result is a dizzy string of madcap
mix-ups and action-packed chaos that will receive a stamp of approval from audiences
of all ages.